planet hollywood

i finally landed on planet hollywood...no not the cheesy restaurant chain endorsed by the governator and sly stallone. it's the land of many rare celebrity species. on my first day, i stepped out of my hotel and to my surprise the pavement was being repaved... i had my ray bans on so my sight was a little skewd and i fell into the wet cement face first leaving hand, feet, and face prints. instead of going biserk (a plutonian colloquialism for crazy) i called my agent and signed my name eugene francis. although it was no hollywood blvd. i gave it two thumb up. although, it is getting harder and harder to move my limbs. i think the cement has dried. i spend the day reciting charles bukowski poems while drinking an apple juice.