the golden gate...bridge.

nick and heather took me and my new friend sock (monkey) across the golden gate bridge. we glided across in a big white boat on wheels. i believe they called it a ford taurus. i stuck my head out the window to breathe in the fresh bay air and wished for a moment i knew how to swim. i hear the golden gate bridge is a very popular spot to jump off and go for a little swim. i didn't have my swim trunks or my floaties so i thought heather might get a little P.O.ed if i took the plunge. sock monkey (who likes to hang up-side-down from things whilst eating a banana) said he would like to "hang" out next time... the big white boat on wheels kept truckin' and soon enough we were off of the bridge and on a crowded freeway. i don't know why they call it "free". i guess in the monetary sense. i made a few dollars off of sock in the backseat while we were stuck in traffic playing a game of slugbug. i also got the pleasure of hitting him everytime i saw a bug. most of them were smashed on the windshield. soon enough we were off of that concrete highway and on a rocky beach surrounded by nature. then nature called, so i had to sneak off quickly by pretending the wind blew me away. nick took some pictures of me and sock laxing on a rock. will post them soon.