Eugene with a capital EEE.

i have just returned back to planet california from OUR nation's capital Washington D.C. although i am technically an illegal monster. (i'm studying for the citizenship test... hoping there is actually a ship involved) i consider myself an american or at least plutonian-american. so i went to Washington D.C. to see what america is actually about... from the founding fathers perspective, and the faces on money (it's all about the hamiltons baby!). well, what i discovered about washingtion is that... they do a ton of wash there. seriously. a ton. those monuments are spotless!